Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge When children's librarian and self professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed twenty five dollars in potato skins instead of a severance check she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend On her way home she's mistaken for a deer shot and left for dead And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon colored cocktails she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for bloodJane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee and her life after lifestyle is taking some getting used to Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family She's forced to forgo her favorite down home Southern cooking for bags of O negative Her relationship with her sexy mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold And if all that wasn't enough it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders What's a nice undead girl to do?

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    You all know that I'm a funny whore Not a whore that is funny I'm too old to whore nobody wants to buy what I'd be selling It's the equivalent of buying a really really old used car And not one of those classic cool older cars More like one that was previously owned by a large family whose kids had incontinence problems then a chain smoking stunt man with incontinence problems and then a gang who used it to do drive bys while having incontinence problems So when I say I'm a funny whore I mean that I will practically give my questionable honor to someone who can make me laugh Which is why I married my husband This book made this funny whore really happy I'm only slightly disappointed in you all for not telling me about this series sooner You know how I am I'm not mad just disappointedIs this the most original story I've ever read? No not even But if you liked Sookie Stackhouse but wished she was super funny quirky and sarcastic I think you will love this book as much as I didJane has all of the above She is far from perfect Really far And she dies in the most ridiculous and awesome way being mistaken for a deer on the side of the road and shot by a drunk hunter That has potential to make some good stories in heaven You just know the first question when you meet someone new there is how did you die? Unless that's considered a faux pas Personally I would want to know And that is why my biggest fear is to die on the toilet Please oh please don't let me go like that No Elmo no They'll put it all over the news Remember Elvis?Luckily for Jane a vampire named Gabriel witnessed her near death experience while he was creepily following her home to make sure she made it safely Right dude We believe you So he gives Jane the choice of becoming a vampire and she takes itWhat is the first thing you do when you find out that you are immortal? Get your best friend and play the game What can kill Jane of course Jane and her bestie Zeb are a great bff pair I love the fact that Zeb decides to go to a support group for families of the newly undead That's a good friend for you I bet this group is crowdedAlong with Jane's clumsy yet hilarious steps towards accepting her new undead status there is a tiny bit of romance going on with Gabriel Of course things get a little awkward when he learns her deep dark secret No don't go in there I cried as Gabriel stepped into my libraryYou have a lot of unicorns he said his voice shadowed in both awe and horrorthe majestic sweep of their horns their imperious painted eyes held some sort of strange unholy thrall over meFine fine You know my secret I have a unicorn collectionThat's a very sad secret he said Unicorns are pretty magical I can see itThis book had me laughing out loud a ton of times I am eager to continue this series so I truly hope it never does anything silly like try to become serious