Yes it's blue and Yes it tickles and Yeshe's had a lot of wivesand nobody knows what happened to thembut he's fun at the party and omigodthat castleOnce upon a time a strung out match girl sold CDs to stoners Twelve impetuous sisters escaped Daddy’s clutches to jiggle and cavort and wear out their shoes Bluebeard's latest wife discovered she'd married a serial killer And Little Red Riding Hood confessed that she kind of wanted to know what it's like to be swallowed whole You see Ron Koertge knows what really happened to all those wolves and maidens ogres and orphans kings and piglets of fairy tales and he knows about the Ever After So come closer he wants to whisper in your ear

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